To Whom it May Concern, The Vjunite Sensor Array close to your system today discovered an asteroid inbound for your space, where it may have passed harmlessly into your sun, never been noticed, or struck a populated vessel or station. Thankfully we have intercepted it and we are now able to assure you that it will not be able to harm your world. By a stroke of luck it contained a large quantity of valuable metals and we are thankful to providence for guiding it into our hands.
As a kind gesture to your world we have decided to donate a replica of the stone (along with a display case) to yourselves for display in a museum if you see fit, in addition to a circlet of gold for your King and one of silver for your Senator, both inscribed with the following words "Absit invidia".
Regards