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[To]: Sipsk'ud Rulership
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| Kanzad_Shirnoq | Date: Saturday, 20 Oct 2012, 1:59 PM | Message # 1 |
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| To whom it may concern,
Vianism, a belief widely practiced among your people, is not in favor with the Empire. Please curtail and cease this belief at your earliest possible convenience or Imperial action may need to be taken.
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Kanzad Shirnoq
Moff, Kanz Sector
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| BomBay_Gor-Don | Date: Sunday, 21 Oct 2012, 10:44 AM | Message # 2 |
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| Kanzad.
There is a saying my Moff. If your eye causes you to be abhorrent, rip it asunder. And I looked in the mirror one day after reading the writings of the great pro-humans and realized that yes, I am objectively worse than humans. I am a spider-eyed freak. And looking from my abhorrence, I ripped not one, but five of my eyes out, with my own wings to better emulate the human base in appearance, bleeding as I looked at myself in the mirror, I knew it was good.
I digress.
I've ordered their temples be barred during their weekly worship this evening and the temples of Vianism be set aflame while they are so closed, perhaps we can hope that the cleansing effect of fire will serve to decontaminate these fools of their religion. Arrest warrants have been issued for all Vianist priests who when found are being burned at the stake.
All communities and flocks of an officially Vianist disposition have been stripped of their right to own property and are (as we speak) being driven from their houses and towns into the marshes and swamps of Sipsk'ud. Vianism has been outlawed and mobs roast public adherants in the squares of the capital as I write, a very pleasing odor of burning flesh is pouring into the window of my apartments.
I'd like to invite an Imperial force or officials to come and observe and supervise our forces during our flutterdown against the Vianist scum, at the expense of my Government, sic semper jedi!
With all respect and reverence for the Emperor of Humanity and his Servants.
Bom'Bay Gor-Don "Two-eyes"
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| Kanzad_Shirnoq | Date: Sunday, 21 Oct 2012, 10:59 AM | Message # 3 |
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| Chief Coach Gor-Don,
While I cannot say I understand quite what you refer to, and while I must say that your first words are... slightly disturbing. My intent was implied to be as a removal of Vianism and not an actual civil genocide. Either way, as long as Vianism is kept from spreading, all is well. Try to prevent too many needless deaths, Chief Coach.
I will see to it that an Imperial envoy is sent to check your progress.
Regards,
Kanzad Shirnoq
Moff, Kanz Sector
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| BomBay_Gor-Don | Date: Sunday, 21 Oct 2012, 11:06 AM | Message # 4 |
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| Moff Shirnoq,
Several hundred thousand Vianists have been put to the flames or the sword already my Lord. We estimate the slaughter should be in the millions in the coming days.
We request to pay a higher rate of tax in recognition of the error in our ways represented by allowing Vianism to exist this long among our folk, of 10% above our required load. As we speak there is blood on my feathers from hacking the eyes and plucking the feathers of the head of their religion apart in a most satisfying manner oh Moff. No death of an unrepentant Vianist is to be considered needless I am sure.
Allow me to present you with all that remains of Arch-Bishop Daffy Horacio Tiberius of our Capital, may it please your honour.
May we serve you in any other way?
Bom'Bay Gor-Don "Two-eyes"
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| Kanzad_Shirnoq | Date: Sunday, 21 Oct 2012, 11:15 AM | Message # 5 |
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| Chief Coach Gor-Don,
Several hundred thousand Vianists is a bit more than I wanted. I will have to ask you to curtail this wholesale slaughter, Chief Coach. At this rate, the Sipsk'ud will cease to be an effective contributing force for some time. While there is no need to pay excessive taxes at this time, I would ask instead that you simply stop killing off all your people and tell them to leave behind their Vianist ways. If at this time, your point has not been made, then continue to excise the heretics.
As for your Arch-Bishop... I must say I find that profoundly disturbing in a number of ways. Simply see to it that the Vianists convert. Preferably without wholesale slaughter to any further extent. I appreciate your... your willingness to work with the Imperial tenets.
Regards,
Kanzad Shirnoq
Moff, Kanz Sector
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| BomBay_Gor-Don | Date: Sunday, 21 Oct 2012, 5:11 PM | Message # 6 |
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Convert to what? The wise and sage atheism you or I hold is incompatible with their explicit belief in a deity named Via who is "connected to all beings" by a "force" known as the "Glorious Radiance", they have all been offered the chance of redemption and life my good Moff. If a hand offends thy master, cut it off! The Vianists are by and large the unproductive members of society who contribute little in taxation but much in religious trollop, preferring "study and contemplation" to the work of their wing. We are gladly rid of the nest-roaches oh Moff.
I have had my Academics check the records and the Grand Vizier is right in his condemnation of these cultists. They represent a significant danger to the Empire and unless they are shown a firm hand across the Sector I fear they will seek to erode the values for which we stand. The Sisterhood of the Glorious Radiance has an alternative name in my people's language, taken from the direct translation of the concepts involved. "The Order of the Force which binds all life together" is perhaps the "True name" of the Sisterhood of the Glorious Radiance.
I urge the Moff to urge the same course on Argazda and Lorrd, they must be offered one chance of recanting and reeducation, and should any refuse then they must be cleansed by flame for their own good. In death, we can avert them posing the same kind of risk they did in life, and they may forever serve as a warning to those who teach sedition anywhere, that the Empire is not to be trifled with.
We have, as ever, been fastidious in our documentation of the events.
Documentation of the Crackdown Use of a rotary roasting engine from our past, long held in a museum, able to hold hundreds of the wretches and roast them slowly that they might reflect upon their follies as they slowly are cooked alive.  Imperial Garrison Members collect many burned cultists for, no doubt, an in depth medical evaluation and scan to determine if they were force users. The Local Garrison has requested that we freeze the slain and hand a number them over weekly to the Barracks kitchen facilities (no doubt due to their proximity to the lab).  A photo sent to me by one Imperial employee of the sophisticated scanning facility underway.  The legs from the population of a Vianist religious house.  A boiling pot in an outlying town, containing several Vianists.  The Chief Scribe of the Church of Vianism, as he currently is.  Several butchered Vianists standing impaled as a warning to their village. 
Bom'Bay Gor-Don "Two-eyes"
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Chief Coach of the Allied Flocks of Sipsk'ud
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| Kanzad_Shirnoq | Date: Sunday, 21 Oct 2012, 6:07 PM | Message # 7 |
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| Chief Coach,
I find these images to be more than a little disturbing, furthered by the fact that I had chicken for supper. When it comes to the Lorrdians and Argazdans though, I feel the Human method of thought is more rational and able to understand such conversion to the central belief of the Empire without needing to be cooked alive. I have no doubt that they will be more than willing to alter their perceptions without such terrible necessities.
As it stands, do as you must... simply do not send further pictures of these atrocities. As well, make sure that no useful and productive Sipsk'ud are being caught up in this... debacle.
Regards,
Kanzad Shirnoq
Moff, Kanz Sector
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| BomBay_Gor-Don | Date: Sunday, 21 Oct 2012, 10:26 PM | Message # 8 |
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| Moff Shirnoq,
Is the bird not a truly elegant creature for the table? The flesh of my flocks I am told is indeed extremely palletable by humans. Perhaps we could pay a portion of our tax contribution in this way; thus the Vianists -could- contribute something to the Empire as a whole.
It's clear you've never met a zealot. They close their minds to reason and rationality Moff. Discussion, even education, just wont work on the majority of the blind adherants of a faith based on belief not evidence.
Does it not give you a delightful frisson to know that those who thumb their noses at the Empire must be beholden to the most strict penalties.
Bom'Bay Gor-Don "Two-eyes"
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Anas platyrhynchos domesticus Flock
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| Kanzad_Shirnoq | Date: Wednesday, 24 Oct 2012, 7:23 PM | Message # 9 |
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| Chief Coach,
As long as you do your duty, I am pleased. I'm sure that exports could be made to certain races within the Empire, but I do not know how many Humans would eat of the Sipsk'ud.
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Kanzad Shirnoq
Moff, Kanz Sector
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| BomBay_Gor-Don | Date: Saturday, 27 Oct 2012, 3:09 PM | Message # 10 |
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| The Vianists are all either dead or living deep in the swamps. Circa 4,000,000 of my people were put to the sword but the pernicious cult has been ousted from our cities and their perches and holdings nationalized then sold at auction. I would like to honour you with 1,000,000 Imperial Credits raised from these sales as a sign of salute to the Emperor.
All Glory to the Emperor.
Bom'Bay Gor-Don "Two-eyes"
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| Kanzad_Shirnoq | Date: Saturday, 27 Oct 2012, 3:34 PM | Message # 11 |
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| Chief Coach,
I will make sure the credits are delivered fairly to the Imperial coffers. I thank you for your work in removing Vianism from your sector and I will see to it that a good word is made in your case.
All Glory to the Emperor.
Kanzad Shirnoq
Moff, Kanz Sector
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