Hello friends. Noble fellow lovers of the Empire.
I see you're both fitting out fleets and mobilizing armies.
Sipsk calls for the noble race of humans not to quarrel with eachother, and believes it would be much more desirable were they to fall upon alien filth.
We offer ten tons of roasted bird meat to both parties if they will come to the negotiating table. The meat will be of many delectable varieties and with numerous herbs and spices added to add a delectable flavour and piquancy, all are cooked using only wood and so have a delicious smoked edge to them, each one hundred kilogram unit is roasted with a unique blend of hardwoods so that each and every delicious meal enjoyed as the profits of peace may be unique.
We're also willing to offer a lucrative contract to both worlds (to provide fifty tons of mixed breads per month to our world) in exchange for a one million credit annual payment, to be paid in bird meat. It should be crumbly bread, yes crumbly.. Where was I? Oh yes, we'll grant both worlds the same contract in exchange for them making a negotiated end to this sad business.
All Glory to Palpatine, Galactic Emperor and bringer of the Wheat products.
