| Jamie_the_Hutt | Date: Thursday, 02 Feb 2012, 6:41 AM | Message # 1 |
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| Jamie the Hutt, thinking it might be fun to write a ditty about how awful the Cronese Mandate was (playing on the sympathies in the Outer Rim Herald) he began to broadcast the following song with this tune on the holonet radio station he ran, it became increasingly popular as it went viral due to the negative sentiments about the Cronese becoming popular throughout the Rim, especially in the Tion Hegemony and Allied Tion Sectors.
"Naboo is reknown as the Garden of the Empire
Anaxes has wonderful defensive stations.
And Desevro has beautiful cream.
Corellia has it’s famous sausages
Alderaan the best beer on tap
But the Planet of Chandaar is different, Chandaar is just crap.
Chandaar, Chandaar – Chandaar is crap
It’s an absolute abomination
Chandaar may it fall of the map
It’s a boil on the bum of the Empire
We all cover our hovels in stone cladding
Holonet dishes are always in sight
Chandaar is where King Robeir comes from (it’s proof that it’s got to be shite)
Most of our mates here are crooked
People get shot in the street
But apart from that were the nicest bunch you’d wish to meet.
Chandaar Chandaar what is it for, we can’t think of anywhere viler
Chandaar where there’s dissent galore
And in every dream home a soldier (sol-dye-er)
Where you find the likes of Lord Zarcaine go
Where page corrupt criminals buy their mum a bungalow
Where we got Robeir's speeches out on video
Oh yes that’s Chandaar man!
If you think it’s really posh to share a vial of giggledust between you
If you need a calculator to count to two
If you think the Stories on the Cronese News Network are true
Then you’re a Cronese man!
Yes you’re a Cronese man
Chandaar may it go up in smoke
It’s about as much fun as a tumour
Chandaar people can’t take a joke
They’ve absolutely no sense of humour!"
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