I quite literally awoke from the dead spinning in my grave as soon as this grotesque piece of Puda excrement disguised as a bill enter the Senate floor. I then muster all the strength a dead man could muster and wrestle with the armies of Corellian hell to resurrect myself just to investigate what fresh hell was brought to the senate floor that caused me, Senator Gustav Emerest, to convulse so violently from the eternal slumber for which my soul should have been eternally laid to rest only to find that the pains of reading this bill surpassing any agony that awaits those whose mortal souls are destined for the underworld. (As you might have heard I have had a recent brush with death for I was so clinically for a total of two days)

I am resisting, (with all my might I might add) the urge to gouge my old and tired eyes from my sockets and scream to the heavens to take me away from this wretched world that has spawned an exaggerated buffoon such as yourself. My only hope is that the force can take pity on us all for it's blatant mistake it should have aborted years ago and yet seems to busy to get around to it (yes I'm talking about you Tremaine Fowlkes)

Now I must apologize for my disrespectful remarks but the sheer asinine nature of your bills, which spells out no means of funding this kind of project or even how this supposed health plan would look like, makes finding the nearest high rise, jumping off of it to one's own impending doom with a sign that say please save my pet rock from animal abuse as a statement against abusing lifeless objects, MORE PRODUCTIVE THEN THIS BILL. You would quite literally have to first nationalize all insurance companies and take on all the investments that all those insurance companies have made. Change all the loan terms for the clients who pull out the loans to ridiculous levels that they could not hope to pay slowing down and bankrupting businesses to the point of hemorrhaging money like a man stab in the heart, which leads to an economic collapse that destroys our ability to even pay for our own health care let alone our constituents, then tell the people oh look we don't have the money but if you need a loan we will give you a standardized loan that eliminates the risk to us thus the risk to you which makes you have to jump through more bureaucratic red tape then before you can get anything done and slows down all business production as we know it. SO now we have to nationalize the banks as well so as to streamline things to where it is a least as fast as the DSV lines that everyone goes to to get their license. Thus forcing the Republic to function not only as an insurance agency but a political bank as well where the people can step in and argue HEY I DESERVE AND EQUAL SHARE OF THAT MONEY OR I AIN'T VOTING FOR YOU. Which in the end would force me Senator Gustav Emerest to end my reputation as the Man of the People to the MAN. And I'm not willing to tell people how to spend their money when the same government takes it away from them in the first place.

Respectfully Senator Gustav Emerest, Coruscant

Before you go on criticizing me again, think of what I'm trying to provide. Next time, instead of trying to criticizing me or someone else like an idiot you are, simply vote in support or against a bill that I or someone else is going to propose sometime in the future. If you cannot do that, then find a staple and use it to keep your mouth shut. After you do that, don't do anything else.

Good day,

Senator Fowlkes of Mowgle

Respectfully,

Senator Gustav Emerest, Coruscant