"Stay afraid, stay afraid.

Think of all the weapons

The Imperials could have made.

And while you’re frettin’ over that,

You’d better not forget

The Star Destroyers that they might make,

But haven’t yet.

Live in fear, live in fear.

Fixate upon the terrible things

That could yet still appear

And fill your sleep with nightmares

And convince yourself we’re cursed.

And spend all day imagining the worst.

Cuz, if we drop our guard for just one second,

Armageddon will have beckoned

And we’ll all be blown to heck and back.

So watch your neighbours, watch the skies.

They’re terrorists, be terrorized.

And sit and dread the next surprise attack.

Stay afraid, stay afraid.

The news is good, the coast is clear.

But, hey, don’t you be swayed.

Just stress and worry

Over what the future might yet bring.

Cuz if we don’t have fear,

Then we don’t have a thing.

(to the following tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTM0ZLj2xMI&NR=1 )