The following song's lyrics were dropped into the Dantooine Media Associations dropbox, who were amused by the lyrics and so made a cheerful music video set in a bar on Dantooine and published the following song to the galactic market. It became a runaway success with worlds fed up with Corellia exercising undue influence over them, and quickly became the number 1 bestseller. "I've travelled this galaxy of ours from Naboo to Dagu
I've had sunshine on Hoth and a swim on Altair II
I've seen unicorns in Moenia and a bursa on JanFathal
And I've danced with ten foot ewoks in a Malakiite hall
I've met the King of Eriner and a working Human miner
But I've never met a nice Corellian.
No, he's never met a nice Corellian
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of arrogant bastards
Who hate twin worlders
I once got served in Dex’s Diner aften less than four week's wait
I had lunch with Senator Forte when he paid and wasn't late
I know a public swimming bath where they don't piss in the pool
I know a guy who got a job straight after leaving school
I've met a normal Lorridian and a fairly modest Wrooinian
But I've never met a nice Corellian.
No, he's never met a nice Corellian
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of talentless murderers
Who smell like baboons
I've had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind
That's when an Imperial spaceship disappears up your behind
I got holonet enquiries after less than forty rings
I've even heard a decent song when Gustav Emerest sings
I've seen a flying pig in a quite convincing wig
But I've never met a nice Corellian.
No, he's never met a nice Corellian
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths
With no sense of humour - ha ha
I've met an aqua sando monster and he works in sub repair
At the NRDF on Bandomeer, he's the chief commissionaire
I know a place in Mos Espa which is rife with daffodillies
I met a man in Mos Entha who claimed to have two willies
I've slept with skywalkers mother but he never had a brother
And I've never met a nice Corellian.
No, he's never met a nice Corellian
And that's not bloody surprising man
Because we've never met one either
Except for Wedge Antilles and he's emigrated to Taris.
Yes, he's quite a nice Corellian
And he's hardly ever killed anyone
And he's not smelly at all.
That's why they sent him to space."
Added (17 Dec 2009, 8:18 Am)
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Sales began to skyrocket once more as the New Corellian Empire under Karath was founded. Becoming a bestseller across many sectors, including the Corellian Sector.
