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The Reformation Speech
OrionKarathDate: Wednesday, 16 Dec 2009, 11:45 PM | Message # 1
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My fellow Corellians, today Corellia and his sons and daughters face troubling times, and new challenges. We find resistance to our very kind growing, and we have done nothing to deserve such. We find the galactic community demanding we change as a people, to better serve them. As all of you know, this is not our way, nor shall it ever be. However, we do need to change, and for the better. Our current form of government does not work. "The Troubles" over the past decade have proven this, down to the most recent of mere weeks ago. In this case, the New Republic assumed since someone was unhappy, the presiding government HAD to be wrong...and forced our government into a bad position, in which we had to go along with Republic demands and orders, or face war. While we expressed our displeasure at this, and even tried to talk the Republic into allowing us time, as the Double Worlds issue is unique, and obviously misunderstood by the Republic by parsecs. This was not the case however, as we were bullied into our position.

I am guilty of not fighting harder for our independence, I will admit. My past loyalties and service to the Republic caused me to eventually side with it, I will also admit. But this was an eye opening experience. It showed me, that Chief Gavrisom, and his administration as well as several key Senators outside the administration, such as Senator Vanden, care nothing for its members themselves, or their styles of governance or issues. They care only for enforcing their will, much as the Empire did. Something that should scare the hell out of any freedom loving individual. Corellia shall stand as a paragon for planetary and regional government rights, and the rights of the non-aligned worlds. We shall protect those that can not protect themselves, and do so in a manner that is honorable and clean. We will be proactive, not reactive, and of course, respectful of others unique issues. We will not demand someone to follow our will merely because we can. We are not an empire, we are not a despotic regime, we are not a dictatorship, we are not a tyrant.

Due to the needs of the new situation, the leadership of the government has met and will institute a reorganization of the Corellian government, into a five world government. Our brothers shall now be incorporated at the judicial and executive level, alongside of their already present position in the legislature. After several years of absence, we also recognize the Federation of the Double Worlds, and reintegrate Talus and Tralus into the Corellian government once more. Elections have recently been held, ahead of schedule, on both worlds for their new offices, or those that they truely never left. More details shall be available in a press release later today. Also, we proudly announce, changes to our government as a Sectorial level. The Corellian Sector shall now be unified by the Corellian Council, a body consisting of the head of state of every system government in the Sector. This council will now run the Corellian Sector, finally establishing a sectorial government once more. In its first meeting last night, the Council passed legislation now removing the Governor-General from the line of secession for the Senate seat. The government has also asked that I serve as Prime Minister of this new government, and I have accepted. In the elections this year, we shall also choose the Prime Minister, alongside the Senator of our Sector. I am running for both, and encourage all who wish to run to do so as well. And now, Corellia, I must bid you farewell. Good night, and good luck.


Orion Karath
Manager from June 2009 to Present, Administrator from December 2011 to Present
My posts here, pre-2009 archives here
 
Jamie_the_HuttDate: Thursday, 17 Dec 2009, 7:14 AM | Message # 2
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On Dantooine the following was played after every broadcast of this message.

"I've travelled this galaxy of ours from Naboo to Dagu
I've had sunshine on Hoth and a swim on Altair II
I've seen unicorns in Moenia and a bursa on JanFathal
And I've danced with ten foot ewoks in a Malakiite hall
I've met the King of Eriner and a working Human miner
But I've never met a nice Corellian.

No, he's never met a nice Corellian
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of arrogant bastards
Who hate twin worlders

I once got served in Dex’s Diner aften less than four week's wait
I had lunch with Senator Forte when he paid and wasn't late
I know a public swimming bath where they don't piss in the pool
I know a guy who got a job straight after leaving school
I've met a normal Lorridian and a fairly modest Wrooinian
But I've never met a nice Corellian.

No, he's never met a nice Corellian
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of talentless murderers
Who smell like baboons

I've had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind
That's when an Imperial spaceship disappears up your behind
I got holonet enquiries after less than forty rings
I've even heard a decent song when Gustav Emerest sings
I've seen a flying pig in a quite convincing wig
But I've never met a nice Corellian.

No, he's never met a nice Corellian
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths
With no sense of humour - ha ha

I've met an aqua sando monster and he works in sub repair
At the NRDF on Bandomeer, he's the chief commissionaire
I know a place in Mos Espa which is rife with daffodillies
I met a man in Mos Entha who claimed to have two willies
I've slept with skywalkers mother but he never had a brother
And I've never met a nice Corellian.

No, he's never met a nice Corellian
And that's not bloody surprising man
Because we've never met one either
Except for Wedge Antilles and he's emigrated to Taris.

Yes, he's quite a nice Corellian
And he's hardly ever killed anyone
And he's not smelly at all.
That's why they sent him to space."

 
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