Gentlemen, I went to the exhibit a week ago, I made the pilgrimage many Neimoidians make to the Statue of my Son, Brian Kruus.
It is located aboard the Enforcer-Class Picket Cruiser, captured during the heroic struggle for freedom, justice and democracy at the battle of Acherin, fighting to keep the insidious forces of the Empire from the door at Acherin.
During this cataclysmic struggle, my son, Brian Kruus set off on a voyage to mediate a peaceful settlement on a shuttle of great beauty, plated with aurodium she was....
*his eyes glazed over lovingly*
Valued at 1 Billion credits, a treasure above all treasures.
He set out and the shuttle was gunned down and smashed asunder, with him in it. He died a hero, and a symbol for peaceful mediation, despite the circumstances and died for the values of the New Republic.
Since then he has been lionised, awarded medals by a dozen worlds, peace prizes, statues of him sit on many Neimoidian mantle-pieces as a paragon for our species.
Earlier this year his monument was recognised by the federal government in thanks for the Acherin Operation.
But I digress..
I visited the monument with a group of cross-species schoolchildren, to do a talk on the conflict, and to recite poetry about my sons bravery to them.
I found THIS upon the statue of my son.
*he held up a glass container with a quantity of dust in it*
Dust gentlemen?! Dust! And flaked paint in places. IS THIS WHAT WE SHOULD COME TO EXPECT OF OUR MONUMENTS!
There was no adequate canteen (perhaps we should allow privatised estalishments!), toilets were in short supply and were poorly cleaned...
I call for a systematic review of all monuments and a tour to be partaken of by the full committee, to inspect them all and form proposals for their improvement, as well as to immediately rectify the situation on the Acherin Monument.