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Gifts for Njon
Jamie_the_HuttDate: Thursday, 11 Feb 2010, 6:02 PM | Message # 1
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As one Frank Bruder had been convicted of multiple crimes by a jury of his Peers, his body defaulted to the state and was auctioned off with his posessions, the procedes going to the victims of his crimes.

Jamie the Hutt, ever a beneficent benefactor of the people, bought the corpse for well over its market price. Along with the droid known as GP. He found Havocs lightsaber made a very useful cheese knife, and often in future days showed it off at official dinners held on Dantooine, dissecting corpses with the blade.

He reprogrammed the droid GP with the help of the local "Sparks" McGee so it gained the personality of a Cajun Chef, who enjoyed serving drinks and became adept at massaging Hutt tails.

After some days he decided to send a gift to Njon, who had clearly had sent this fool here to try and depose him, packed Havoc in a cold-box full of cajun marinade. He attached a note to Havoc's box written in an unknown hand "Better luck next time. Pawn to D3" it said. Along with Havoc's marinading body, he sent the newly lobotomised GP to Njon's palace as a gift.

Message edited by Jamie_the_Hutt - Thursday, 11 Feb 2010, 6:10 PM
 
Njon_the_HuttDate: Friday, 12 Feb 2010, 2:31 AM | Message # 2
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It was safe, so Njon had been assured; no explosive compounds or poisons were detected inside. Nonetheless, he opened the crate from Jamulon Desilijic Tiure with some apprehension, only to be pleasantly surprised when the smell of a spicy marinade wafted from within. A deep, gaseous rumbling which could only be described as a 'yummy sound' was heard from the Hutt's belly. He was tantalized. His expression became grim, however, when he pulled open the box entirely and saw its contents. He frowned broadly, and his brow furrowed in anger. The top of the crate clattered to the durasteel floor, as Njon's puny fists clenched tightly. His delicate scheme was ruined!

"Everyone leave this room," he spoke to his assembled minions in Huttese, after a moment's pause in which he'd collected himself enough to speak. "Take the body," he added, "Make sure it's adequately cooked—this human is probably diseased. No bones, either. I don't like bones. Give them to the Rancor. Now be gone!" His retinue could see that Njon was enraged, and needed a moment to himself. They absconded with Havoc's corpse and left in a hurry, lest they become the unwitting targets of the Hutt's wrath.

Once the door had slid closed and Njon was alone, he lumbered to a control panel, pressed its keys with his stubby fingers, and produced a holographic chess board. He moved the opponent's pawn to D3, and just as he feared, his delicate scheme was ruined. "Jaaamuulooonnn!!!" he bellowed, slamming his fists upon the control panel. Oh well. His opponent had, at least, been gracious and mailed the body of that fool Njon had sent to kill him (in jest) and exquisitely prepared it for a feast. To be honest, he'd forgotten all about Havoc over all these months. He couldn't possibly remain angry, either, with Havoc's former droid GP massaging his tail while playing soothing music from its speakers.

He thumped the droid with his tail nonetheless, for no reason in particular except some lingering tension and, of course, for amusement. GP clattered to the floor, confused. "I did not tell you to stop," Njon admonished it. GP apologized, and went back to work. Later that evening, the droid would serve Havoc one last time—for dinner. The meal would prove to be so delicious that, as Njon would later pat his full belly (the almost-final resting place of Frank Bruder), he would begin to reconsider his relentless attempts to kill Jamulon.


Njon Anjiliac (alias "Njon the Hutt")
■ Owner and CEO of Anjiliac™ brand Spiced Wines, Ltd., known leader of the Anjiliac crime family, suspected leader of the Hutt Cartel.
■ Suspected of grand larceny, embezzlement, extortion, and trafficking in slaves, spice, liquors, and weapons.


Message edited by Njon_Anjiliac - Friday, 12 Feb 2010, 3:39 AM
 
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