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| Jaron | Date: Thursday, 05 Apr 2012, 11:22 PM | Message # 1 |
 Major general
Group: Administrators
Messages: 252
Status: Offline
| Just to confuse all of you, and add to the chaos of the evening on the forum, I'm transitioning over to this account for my Management duties... because, you all already known my real name, know my real life, and even have my Facebook account memorized. So... to hell with it, here we go!
Jaron Park
Manager from June 2009 to Present, Administrator from December 2011 to Present
(pre-April 2012 posts) (post-April 2012 posts)
Pre-2009 Archives
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| OrionKarath | Date: Thursday, 05 Apr 2012, 11:29 PM | Message # 2 |
 Lieutenant general
Group: Administrators
Messages: 612
Status: Offline
| Shameless promotion of my own acts? I'm all for it!
Orion Karath
Manager from June 2009 to Present, Administrator from December 2011 to Present
My posts here, pre-2009 archives here
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| Jace_Varitek | Date: Thursday, 05 Apr 2012, 11:30 PM | Message # 3 |
 Generalissimo
Group: Administrators
Messages: 2245
Status: Offline
| We also all think your sister is hot.
Not to be creepy or anything.
Jace Varitek
Manager/Administrator from January 2003 to Present
My recent posts here, pre-2009 archives here
"When my information changes, I change my opinion. What do you do, sir?"
—John Maynard Keynes
Furthermore, a dancing Wookiee:
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| Karth_DeQora | Date: Thursday, 05 Apr 2012, 11:31 PM | Message # 4 |
 Colonel general
Group: Administrators
Messages: 1157
Status: Offline
| Your sister is really hot, in a non-creepy way.
(with the force of a thousand suns...)
Man, Myth, Administrative God. Also plays a mean kazoo.
Jace Varitek: In Northern California we just have gangs of vigilante interior decorators.
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| Karth_DeQora | Date: Thursday, 05 Apr 2012, 11:40 PM | Message # 5 |
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Colonel general
Group: Administrators
Messages: 1157
Status: Offline
| Also, your real name is boss.
I'm jelly... on toast.
Man, Myth, Administrative God. Also plays a mean kazoo.
Jace Varitek: In Northern California we just have gangs of vigilante interior decorators.
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| Jaron | Date: Thursday, 05 Apr 2012, 11:41 PM | Message # 6 |
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Major general
Group: Administrators
Messages: 252
Status: Offline
| In honor of this momentous occasion, an old classic...
• Jaron Park once shot down an X-wing with his finger by yelling "Bang!"
• Jaron Park doesn't sleep. He waits.
• Jaron Park counted to infinity. Twice.
• Jaron Park once visited the Virgin Nebula. It is now called The Nebula.
• Jaron Park can hold his breath for nine years.
• Jaron Park has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
• Jaron Park's roundhouse kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 systems.
• Jaron Park's roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from space by the naked eye.
• Jaron Park has to maintain a concealed weapons license in every sector to legally wear pants.
• Jaron Park invented water.
• Jaron Park doesn't wear a wrist chrono. He decides what time it is.
• Jaron Park can sneeze with his eyes open.
• Jaron Park can rhyme both "orange" and "purple," with each other!
• Jaron Park sleeps with a night light. Not because Jaron Park is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Jaron Park.
• Jaron Park's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Jaron Park.
• Jaron Park's primary export is pain.
• Jaron Park's house has no doors; only walls that he walks through.
• Jaron Park can beat the twin suns of Tatooine in a staring contest.
• When Jaron Park crosses the street, the speeders have to look both ways.
• Most people put their pants on one leg at a time. Jaron Park does both legs at once.
• Jaron Park once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
• When Jaron Park does a pushup, he's not lifting himself up; he's pushing Deralia down.
• If you have five credits and Jaron Park has five credits, he has more money than you.
• In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Jaron Park could use to kill you, including the room itself.
• Jaron Park's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
• Jaron Park can kill two stones with one bird.
• A picture's worth a thousand words. Jaron Park is worth 1 billion words.
• A gundark once threatened to eat Jaron Park. Jaron showed the gundark his fist and the gundark proceeded to eat itself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
• Jaron Park doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
• Jaron Park can split the atom.. with his bare hands.
• Jaron Park once punched a man in the soul.
• Jaron Park can slam a revolving door.
• Jaron Park can divide by zero.
• Jaron Park believes it's not butter.
• Jaron Park puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter."
• Jaron Park doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.
• Jaron Park was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
• Jaron Park doesn't eat breakfast. He forces it into submission.
• Jaron Park is the only man to ever defeat a duracrete wall in a game of tennis.
• Blaster bolts dodge Jaron Park.
• Blasters don't kill people. Jaron Park kills people.
• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on any planet with Jaron Park.
• On Jaron Park's birthday, he randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
• Jaron Park does not "style" his hair. It stays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
• Jaron Park can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
• When Jaron Park runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
• When Jaron Park is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. Nobody tries to contain Jaron Park.
• When Jaron Park goes swimming, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Jaron Parked.
• When Jaron Park gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
• Jaron Park is so fast, he can run all the way around Deralia and punch himself in the back of the head.
• Jaron Park once went back in time to fight Jaron Park. He won.
• Jaron Park once taught a class called "Ass Kicking 101." There were no survivors.
• Jaron Park can tie his shoes with his feet.
• If at first you don't succeed, you're not Jaron Park.
• If you spell Jaron Park in scrabble you win. Forever.
Jaron Park
Manager from June 2009 to Present, Administrator from December 2011 to Present
(pre-April 2012 posts) (post-April 2012 posts)
Pre-2009 Archives
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| Devenne_Ozera | Date: Friday, 06 Apr 2012, 6:39 AM | Message # 7 |
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Group: Users
Messages: 75
Status: Offline
| This reminds me of that Chuck Norris list...Hmmm 
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| Karth_DeQora | Date: Friday, 06 Apr 2012, 10:22 AM | Message # 8 |
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Colonel general
Group: Administrators
Messages: 1157
Status: Offline
| Shhhhh.
Man, Myth, Administrative God. Also plays a mean kazoo.
Jace Varitek: In Northern California we just have gangs of vigilante interior decorators.
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| Havoc | Date: Friday, 06 Apr 2012, 2:55 PM | Message # 9 |
 Lieutenant general
Group: Users
Messages: 539
Status: Offline
| Jaron Park has more medals then a billboard could handle.
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| Ilanah_Thanatos | Date: Saturday, 07 Apr 2012, 3:17 PM | Message # 10 |
 Colonel general
Group: Users
Messages: 891
Status: Offline
| It's a good thing you're pretty.
Ilanah R. Thanatos
Senator of Chandrila
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| Jace_Varitek | Date: Saturday, 07 Apr 2012, 11:28 PM | Message # 11 |
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Generalissimo
Group: Administrators
Messages: 2245
Status: Offline
| Speaking of account changes, for those of you wondering about my avatar, no, your requests are not being judged by an intensely strung-out David Tennant. I'm also not suggesting that I resemble David Tennant, though if I also weighed 80 lbs. it's possible I might. No, it's for IC purposes—a re-working of my Varitek character after 2 or so years of disuse.
Jace Varitek
Manager/Administrator from January 2003 to Present
My recent posts here, pre-2009 archives here
"When my information changes, I change my opinion. What do you do, sir?"
—John Maynard Keynes
Furthermore, a dancing Wookiee:
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