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| Jerrod Corbo | Date: Saturday, 05 Dec 2009, 6:33 PM | Message # 1 |
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| So there was the annual Christmas parade in the capital this weekend and... Well, my friend posted pictures on Facebook. I couldn't help but notice that our parade included a Shock Trooper, a Tie Pilot, Jango Fett, a Snow Trooper, a Tusken Raider, a Wookiee, a Rebel Trooper, and Luke Skywalker. I guess Canada's been invaded by the Empire...
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| Jamie_the_Hutt | Date: Saturday, 05 Dec 2009, 6:58 PM | Message # 2 |
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| *insert Joke about the Empire being able to invade Canada where the USA failed.*
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| Kyrum | Date: Saturday, 05 Dec 2009, 9:46 PM | Message # 3 |
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| I wasn't aware that the USA is trying to invade Canada :s
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| Jace_Varitek | Date: Sunday, 06 Dec 2009, 12:46 PM | Message # 4 |
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| Maybe if the British weren't doing Canada's fighting for it (and capturing at least 2 of our forts through trickery, and encouraging natives to harass us and kill our prisoners of war), we'd have done better. That said, we still captured 6 of your ships at Lake Erie and gave you Brits a run for your money at the Battle of the Thames. Not bad for militia boys, and considering we were selling armaments to Canada throughout the war. But yeah, don't even get me started on the War of 1812. What were we talking about? Ah yes, Star Wars. I think in a fight between all those people, the real battle is for who comes in second place (Luke Skywalker, of course, would win the fight and the Tusken Raider would be killed many times before it hit the ground—seriously, who dresses as a Tusken Raider? They're less important to Star Wars than even Ewoks). Jango Fett would make a good showing, but not if all the others teamed up against him first, as I would. Or he might be preoccupied with the Wookiee. Don't count out the Rebel Trooper, though. Those guys are berserk; the fact that they even tried to fight against an entire Star Destroyer is pretty intense. Also, I probably shouldn't be so hasty to give the fight to Luke, because it depends on which version of Luke was in the parade. Jedi Master Luke from ROTJ schools everyone, naturally, but farmboy Luke from ANH doesn't stand a chance to pee his pants. In terms of the parade though, I have to give "best dressed" to the Snow Trooper because at least he's wearing seasonal attire (unless Luke was the ESB Luke in Hoth gear, but I think this is a rare costume). All of that said, I'm going to go watch the Star Wars Holiday Special (then I'll get to posting, I promise). Jace Varitek
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Furthermore, a dancing Wookiee:
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| Jace_Varitek | Date: Sunday, 06 Dec 2009, 12:53 PM | Message # 5 |
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| Oh God, it's horrible.
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Furthermore, a dancing Wookiee:
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| Adoven Ryner | Date: Sunday, 06 Dec 2009, 1:05 PM | Message # 6 |
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| And Fett was walking with his... get ready for this... DAUGHTER! Either he also asked for a clone with some major genetic recalibrations along with Boba or that little girl was his bounty. Luke was wearing the ROTJ black outfit and had a green saber, so yeah... he'd probably own everyone there. Most of them were festively dressed too: the Scout and Snow Troopers had Santa hats and the Tusken Raider had this headband thing with candy canes that made him look like he had antennas.
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| Ponc_Gavrisom | Date: Sunday, 06 Dec 2009, 7:13 PM | Message # 7 |
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| Sorry, I dont recall London was burned down though?
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| Jace_Varitek | Date: Sunday, 06 Dec 2009, 7:24 PM | Message # 8 |
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| No, we took our revenge on Toronto instead (after we overwhelmed the Brits who were defending it). However, I think we could rather easily celebrate the 200th anniversary of the burning of Washington by ceremoniously burning Westminster to the ground. It would be jolly good fun.
Jace Varitek
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"When my information changes, I change my opinion. What do you do, sir?"
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Furthermore, a dancing Wookiee:
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| Jace_Varitek | Date: Sunday, 06 Dec 2009, 7:25 PM | Message # 9 |
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| Also, I wonder what that little girl did to be Jango Fett's bounty. I bet she was an arsonist.
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Furthermore, a dancing Wookiee:
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| Adoven Ryner | Date: Sunday, 06 Dec 2009, 7:30 PM | Message # 10 |
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| I bet she's a droid. An assassin droid made to look like a little girl.
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| JardDooku | Date: Sunday, 06 Dec 2009, 8:59 PM | Message # 11 |
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