I am minded to enjoy what is known as a "night on the town" in Mithra tonight in celebration of the 100th day of my tenure as Governor of your most fair and enchanting world. It will be a modest event with Dinner followed by some dancing and entertainment for my retinue. I am happy to invite yourself along also.

Naturally, an amount of drinking and other jollity will occur, is there a local law which might restrict consumption of alcohol at my age? If this is the case I will require you to waive this law for myself.

I am also minded to bed of one of your local women (in private of course and with her consent) as the climax of my celebration. I would be most curious of there is a law restricting sexual activity to any specific age group? I would be grateful if you could give me details as soon as possible.

Naturally I am minded to find one of the youngest (within the constraints of the law) fillies to saddle, and I would not wish to run foul of any local legislation or cause any misunderstandings.

Warm Regards

Ribaldequin Augustus