CARRATOS FREEDOM MISSION CONTINUES!
Hello, citizens! Colonel Forthright here. I've just returned from Carratos and seen the sterling work our boys in white are doing to defend the poor people of that planet from the fearsome Fallanassi that have taken up residence on their fine world. I happened to see a parade of His Majesty's stormtroopers greeted by enthusiastic crowds, including these little troopers (pictured above). Easy, little ones, you aren't stormtroopers yet! I saw many signs and slogans in the crowds, from "Welcome Empire!" to "Fallanazis Go Home!" It warms the heart to see so many good and industrious people, who want only to be free of the molestation of the Fallanassi, turn out to support the Empire and proudly wave the red, white, and black. Oh, good people of Carratos, fear not! The Empire is here for you! But as soon as I returned to Imperial Center, citizens, I found that some people don't support the Empire's mercy mission to Carratos! I am appalled! Who but a Jedi, a Separatist, or a fiendish Fallanassi would abandon innocent people and their children in their hour of need? Would you want a fugitive on the loose in your neighborhood? I wouldn't either! That is why the Empire has chosen to act at Carratos. Its Star Destroyers watch benevolently for danger, while its troops search tirelessly for the felonious Fallanassi and educate the people on what to do if they see one (hide, children! Call a grown up when you can! Grown ups, alert Imperial authorities at once! They are there to help!).
Remember, citizens: our unity is our strength. With all of us pulling together, the people of Carratos and all worlds can live in peace and freedom; the peace and freedom that is hated by the Fallanassi, Jedi, Separatists, the "Monnok," and "Citizen X"! Don't listen to them, citizens. Listen to your hearts. Do what's right. Talk to you soon, citizens! Colonel Forthright, out.
