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Tarn_KaneDate: Friday, 08 Oct 2010, 2:52 PM | Message # 1
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Okay, I'd like to request the following:

2 Death Stars (to be used side-by-side. I'm aware it'd look like a pair of giant laser-shooting breasts, but I digress).
20 Super Star Destroyers
A fleet of Lucrehulk-class vessels (maybe 12 or so?)
A Mon-Calamari cruiser (complete with crew... got the urge to shout "ITS A TRAP!" at some point)
1200 mouse droids (gonna get messy on those death stars otherwise)
982 operational R4-D5's
200 protocol droids
50 21-B medical droids per square mile of Death Star, per 100m of Super Star Destroyer. None for the Lucrehulks coz droids don't need medics. And the Mon-Cal can serve as sushi if they get ill and inevitably die.
10 mining vessels.

And one ice-cream maker.

Like this one.

Added (08 Oct 2010, 3:52 PM)
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just to clarify, this isn't serious :P

 
Jace_VaritekDate: Friday, 08 Oct 2010, 3:04 PM | Message # 2
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Thank you for some much needed comic relief on the requests forum. I lol'd. Sadly though, I think it's safe to say this is DENIED. Except the ice cream maker is okay, I suppose.

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Talri_NikaniDate: Monday, 11 Oct 2010, 12:55 PM | Message # 3
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No Way i take serious offense to the Ice Cream maker.
 
Trask_LargeroDate: Monday, 11 Oct 2010, 4:32 PM | Message # 4
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I take serious offense to people taking serious offense
 
OrionKarathDate: Tuesday, 12 Oct 2010, 5:20 PM | Message # 5
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And I take serious offense to too much salsa on a burrito and any salsa on a breakfast burrito.

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HavocDate: Tuesday, 12 Oct 2010, 8:42 PM | Message # 6
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And I hate you all! Oh wait... I mean... I take offense to some white man complaining about a Mexican dish. Racist.

 
Jace_VaritekDate: Tuesday, 12 Oct 2010, 10:11 PM | Message # 7
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You know, Orion, it never actually occurred to me that our complaints about salsa in a breakfast burrito might, indeed, be racist attempts to project our own, white, and especially Western and Midwestern conception of breakfast into a tortilla, and that breakfast burritos without salsa, and with, perhaps, beans, pico de gallo, etc. might also be perfectly acceptable to people who don't have the same color of skin as I do, or speak the same language that I do, or eat different breakfasts than I do. I suppose it was glib of us all along not to consider the feelings of other peoples. I learned something today. Thank you, Havoc, for that lesson in racial sensitivity.

That said, salsa in a breakfast burrito is NASTY.


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