Mithra
Deralia
The Seraphim Tower Memorandum for: Eli Fitzgerald
Chief of State of the New Republic
Subject: Neimoidian Incursion
Of course, sir, of course. Here is a transcript of all Neimoidian transmissions to our world.
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Data Transmission from Greed:
-CONGRATULATIONS!-
YOU [INSERT NAME OF WORLD HERE] ARE THE ONE, OF THOUSANDS OF CANDIDATE WORLDS SELECTED TO RECIEVE LIBERATION FROM TYRANNY!
THE SOVEREIGN WORLD OF NEIMOIDIA HAS EVER STRIVED IN THE CAUSE OF FREEDOM, AND YOU ARE THE LUCKY WINNER OF LIBERATION FROM TYRANNY!
PLEASE DEPOSIT THE ADMINISTRATIVE FEE OF 10,000,000 NEW REPUBLIC CREDITS TO ACCOUNT 43-3234234-23423423458937990 IN ORDER TO SECURE YOUR LIBERATION.
HAVE YOUR GOVERNMENT CAPITULATE NOW AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR FREE 'INSTRUMENT OF SURRENDER' TO BE FOUND ON OUR HOLONET SITE! OR CALL ON 0708 LIBERATE-ME
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Communication from Greed:
"Hello, this is Exar calling from Neimoidian World Liberation, your world has been scheduled for LIBERATION FROM TYRANNY, I was wandering in addition to this free package could I interest you in any of our other products including ECONOMIC RECONSTRUCTION and AUTOMATION OF INDUSTRY?'
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Communications from Greed:
"Your lack of compliance is wegwetable. We shall return wifin the next standard week wif the liberating forces, in the meantime I suggest you wead this suwwender document that you will be wequired to sign. You should be awawe that the Sovereign Government of Neimoidia has signed a bill to install the True King of Deralia back in Government to impose a transition to Democwacy and NR membership, and thus we are here by the most gwacious permission of King Ribaldequin of Deralia."
Data Transmission from Greed:
"We, acting by command of and on behalf of the Despotism of Deralia, the Deralian Userping Government and the former New Imperial (now Deralian) Headquarters, hereby accept the right to rule of King Ribaldequin Leiro, and do acclaim him as our Supreme Sovereign, Ruler and King.
We hereby proclaim the unconditional surrender to the Allied Governments of the forces of Deralia and all Armed Forces under Deralian control wherever situated.
We hereby command all Deralian forces wherever situated and the Deralian people to cease hostilities forthwith, to preserve and save from damage all ships, speeders, and military and civil property, and to comply with all requirements which may be imposed by King Ribaldequin of Deralia at his pleasure.
We hereby command the Deralian Headquarters to issue at once orders to the commanders of all Deralian forces and all forces under Deralian control wherever situated to surrender unconditionally themselves and all forces under their control.
We hereby command all civil, military, and naval officials to obey and enforce all proclamations, orders, and directives deemed by King Ribaldequin of Deralia to be proper to effectuate this surrender and issued by him or under his authority; and we direct all such officials to remain at their posts and to continue to perform their non-combatant duties unless specifically relieved by him or under his authority.
We hereby undertake that the provisions of the Neimoidian accords will be followed through to fruition, to impose a transition from the Sovereign rule of King Ribaldequin of Deralia to the Parliament of Deralia within 1 standard year.
We hereby command the Deralian Despot Government and the Deralian General Headquarters at once to liberate all Allied Prisoners of War and civilian internees now under Deralian control and to provide for their protection, care, maintenance, and immediate transportation to places as directed.
The authority of the Deralian Government of Usurpation to operate the State shall be subject to the King of Deralia, Ribaldequin I, who will take such steps as he deems proper to effectuate these terms of surrender.
Signed
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Deralian Government
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Deralian Legislature
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Deralian Military"
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Communication from Greed:
"The forces of wiberation will be arriving in wess than a week, at their awwival you will have 15 minutes to sign this document or provide pwoof of signing it alweady or hostile action may be taken, do you have any furfer questions? You will find our actions are perfectwy weagal and are in fact in accordance with Neimoidian law. "
A ull action report is also available, here.