1 And the REVAN said unto Ribaldequin, Come thou and all thy house into the Kruusificent; for thee have I seen righteous before me in this generation. 2 Of every clean beast which doth not reside in trees thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that are not clean by two, the male and his female.
3 Of fowls also of the air by sevens, the male and the female; to keep seed alive upon the face of Leirooine.
4 For yet it shall rain; and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of Leirooine.
5 And Ribaldequin did according unto all that the REVAN commanded him.
6 And Ribaldequin was six hundred years old when the flood of waters was upon Leirooine.
7 And Ribaldequin went in, and his chosen, and his wives, and lovers, and concubines, and their servants, and his chosen's wives with him, into the Kruusificent, because of the waters of the flood.
8 Of clean beasts, and of beasts that are not clean, and of fowls, and of every thing that creepeth upon Leirooine,
9 There went in two and two unto Leiro into the Kruusificent, the male and the female, as Revan had commanded Ribaldequin.
10 And it came to pass after seven days of fire from heaven onto the ice of the north and of the ice of the south, that the waters of the flood were upon the Leirooine.
11 In the six hundredth year of Ribaldequin's life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened.
12 And the rain was upon Leirooine forevermore.
13 In the selfsame day entered Ribaldequin, and Ted, and Dave, and Chuck, and some dudes they met in a bar, and Ribaldequins's women, and the three wives he had chosen for each of his chums, into the Kruusificent;
14 They, and every beast after his kind, and all the cattle after their kind, and every creeping thing that creepeth upon Leirooine after his kind, and every fowl after his kind, every bird of every sort.
15 And they went in unto Ribaldequin into the Kruusificent, two and two of all flesh, wherein is the breath of life.
16 And they that went in, went in male and female of all flesh, as Revan had commanded him: and the Revan ordered him to fire up the grill.
17 And the flood was forevermore upon Leirooine; and the waters increased, and above them flew up the Kruusificent, and it was lift up above the land.
18 And the waters prevailed, and were increased greatly upon Leirooine; and the BBQ on the Kruusificent was pleasing in the sight of Revan, except for Chuck, who only brought StoneKey Beer to Drink.
19 And the waters prevailed exceedingly upon Leirooine; and all the high hills, that were under the whole heaven, were covered.
20 Upward did the waters prevail; and the mountains were covered. There was great strife amongst those who had not heeded the words of the prophet.
21 And all flesh died that moved upon Leirooine, both of fowl, and of cattle, and of beast, and of every creeping thing that creepeth upon Leirooine, and every man:
22 All in whose nostrils was the breath of life, of all that was in the dry land, died.
23 And every living substance was destroyed which was upon the face of the ground, both man, and cattle, and the creeping things, and the fowl of the heaven; and they were destroyed from the earth: and Ribaldequin only remained alive, and they that were with him in the Kruusificent and they that had heeded his prophesy.
24 And the waters prevailed upon Leirooine forevermore.
