Are you a big butch man? Do you enjoy displaying your oiled muscles in the streets with your partner at your side? Do you enjoy Mandalorian Culture?
Now you too can be attired like your "Mandalorian" Idols, in a range of custom designs, colors and metals, MandalMerchandise is happy to announce its release to the public of its new product, "Mando Armor" is the practical and cheap alternative to Mandalorian Iron Armor, durable and waterproof, it will stand up to all the uses you may have planned for it (we're not judging!). We should caution though, when "dressed to thrill" you'l be fending off your "foes" with a stick. A dashing suit, suitable for night clubbing and dancing, as well as being a viable alternative to Mandalorian Armor in combat.
"Whoa there boys, don't go too Mandalorian on me!"