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A Reading from the Book of Managers
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| Alyn_Stark | Date: Saturday, 15 Sep 2012, 6:53 PM | Message # 1 |
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| Chapter I
In the beginning, Jace, Jaron and Karth created The Site. The Site had no form, and there was no place to post, but the beings known as Jace, Jaron and Karth were floating over the emptiness.
And Jace said, "Let there be a place for people to post," and there were posting boards. Jace saw that people could post, and it was good, and then Jace separated the boards from one another. Jace called the primary board "The Galaxy" and the secondary board "OOC Forum." And thus were posts separated, so people wouldn't post stupid shit in the place of roleplaying.
Then Jaron said, "Let there be a place between The Galaxy Board and the OOC Forum, to separate posts from being too damned clogged for us to read." So Jaron two further boards. And it was so. Jaron called one board 'The Imperial Senate' and the other board 'Communications Node.' Then there were extra areas for people to post, and this was the expansion of The Site.
And Karth said, "Let there be other places of postings, where people can put their characters and shit. I won't use the other boards much, because all I do is change my avatar a lot." So Karth called these new boards 'The Shadowfeed,' 'Post a Profile' and 'Post a Request.' The Managers saw this, and it was good.
Alyn Stark
Lord of Kinyov
Senior Captain, Retired, Republic Navy
Head of House Malos (former)
Licensed bounty hunter
Majority shareholder, Lorrd Engineering
Owner, Stark Defense Conglomerate
Civilian Medal of Honor recipient
Representative, Lorrd (10 BBY-9 BBY)
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| Karth_DeQora | Date: Saturday, 15 Sep 2012, 6:56 PM | Message # 2 |
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| I laughed.
You're also about | | that close to me banhammering you. 
Man, Myth, Administrative God. Also plays a mean kazoo.
Jace Varitek: In Northern California we just have gangs of vigilante interior decorators.
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| Jaron | Date: Saturday, 15 Sep 2012, 6:58 PM | Message # 3 |
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| Not to be a heretic, but Jamie and Jory gave form to everything, and the dividing, or re-dividing, of the boards were Jace and Jaron. Karth did nothing but sit off to the side, punch Sir Isaac, play his broken guitar, and eat Ben & Jerry's while smoking pot out of his red, white & blue bong. 'murica.
Jaron Park
Manager from June 2009 to Present, Administrator from December 2011 to Present
(pre-April 2012 posts) (post-April 2012 posts)
Pre-2009 Archives
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| Karth_DeQora | Date: Saturday, 15 Sep 2012, 6:59 PM | Message # 4 |
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| And that's why I'm the best manager.
I give no fucks.
Man, Myth, Administrative God. Also plays a mean kazoo.
Jace Varitek: In Northern California we just have gangs of vigilante interior decorators.
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| Alyn_Stark | Date: Saturday, 15 Sep 2012, 7:00 PM | Message # 5 |
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Group: Users
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| I'll keep this in mind as I blatantly rip off Genesis for my amusement and free time.
Alyn Stark
Lord of Kinyov
Senior Captain, Retired, Republic Navy
Head of House Malos (former)
Licensed bounty hunter
Majority shareholder, Lorrd Engineering
Owner, Stark Defense Conglomerate
Civilian Medal of Honor recipient
Representative, Lorrd (10 BBY-9 BBY)
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| Karth_DeQora | Date: Saturday, 15 Sep 2012, 7:02 PM | Message # 6 |
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| *takes another patriotic bong hit*
Man, Myth, Administrative God. Also plays a mean kazoo.
Jace Varitek: In Northern California we just have gangs of vigilante interior decorators.
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| Jaron | Date: Saturday, 15 Sep 2012, 7:02 PM | Message # 7 |
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Major general
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| Karth, you're our Donny.
Jaron Park
Manager from June 2009 to Present, Administrator from December 2011 to Present
(pre-April 2012 posts) (post-April 2012 posts)
Pre-2009 Archives
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| Jace_Varitek | Date: Saturday, 15 Sep 2012, 7:04 PM | Message # 8 |
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| Jamie and Jory? No. Jory yes, to a certain extent.
And language, gentlemen.
Jace Varitek
Manager/Administrator from January 2003 to Present
My recent posts here, pre-2009 archives here
"When my information changes, I change my opinion. What do you do, sir?"
—John Maynard Keynes
Furthermore, a dancing Wookiee:
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| Karth_DeQora | Date: Saturday, 15 Sep 2012, 7:04 PM | Message # 9 |
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| Apologies. I'm apparently quite high.
*shrug*
Man, Myth, Administrative God. Also plays a mean kazoo.
Jace Varitek: In Northern California we just have gangs of vigilante interior decorators.
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| Jace_Varitek | Date: Saturday, 15 Sep 2012, 7:09 PM | Message # 10 |
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| Adam, you forgot the part about how I led my people from MSN to the promised land.
Jace Varitek
Manager/Administrator from January 2003 to Present
My recent posts here, pre-2009 archives here
"When my information changes, I change my opinion. What do you do, sir?"
—John Maynard Keynes
Furthermore, a dancing Wookiee:
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| Jace_Varitek | Date: Saturday, 15 Sep 2012, 7:10 PM | Message # 11 |
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| The Russian-hosted, Panamanian holding company-funded, occasionally porn-infested online promised land.
Jace Varitek
Manager/Administrator from January 2003 to Present
My recent posts here, pre-2009 archives here
"When my information changes, I change my opinion. What do you do, sir?"
—John Maynard Keynes
Furthermore, a dancing Wookiee:
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| Karth_DeQora | Date: Saturday, 15 Sep 2012, 7:10 PM | Message # 12 |
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Colonel general
Group: Administrators
Messages: 1157
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| Did you also get the rules from a burning bush?
Man, Myth, Administrative God. Also plays a mean kazoo.
Jace Varitek: In Northern California we just have gangs of vigilante interior decorators.
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| Jace_Varitek | Date: Saturday, 15 Sep 2012, 7:10 PM | Message # 13 |
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| No, that's ridiculous.
A leprechaun whispered them to me.
Jace Varitek
Manager/Administrator from January 2003 to Present
My recent posts here, pre-2009 archives here
"When my information changes, I change my opinion. What do you do, sir?"
—John Maynard Keynes
Furthermore, a dancing Wookiee:
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| Jace_Varitek | Date: Saturday, 15 Sep 2012, 7:11 PM | Message # 14 |
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| His name was Thaddeus.
Jace Varitek
Manager/Administrator from January 2003 to Present
My recent posts here, pre-2009 archives here
"When my information changes, I change my opinion. What do you do, sir?"
—John Maynard Keynes
Furthermore, a dancing Wookiee:
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| Jace_Varitek | Date: Saturday, 15 Sep 2012, 7:11 PM | Message # 15 |
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Generalissimo
Group: Administrators
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| Thaddeus McClintock.
Jace Varitek
Manager/Administrator from January 2003 to Present
My recent posts here, pre-2009 archives here
"When my information changes, I change my opinion. What do you do, sir?"
—John Maynard Keynes
Furthermore, a dancing Wookiee:
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